HIRAM: A YEAR AFTER

by Conspirator J

After a year of pain being acquainted with such a guy as Hiram, kamusta na kaya ang pare natin, I mean tsong? Is he still the mp3 playing laundry king of CCS? Let's see.

Counterstrike:

To my surprise, he now leads the pack in attacking the opposing team (I wonder why? I think I have an answer for that later). Anyways, we played clan CS, and unfortunately, we had to let him in our clan because our other clanmates are unavailable. He's "humble" style of playing is still very vibrant, and his favorite tactic is still the infamous behind-your-back kill. At least, he reduced the instances that he runs around like a jackass.

My Zoo:

This story is from a reliable source. During his tour of duty at My Zoo, a lot of funny stuff were overheard from him. Stuff like lagoon swimming with only his trunks on (yuck!!!), bodybuilding obsessions, his dislike for chocolate (nagpapanggap ka pa, GAGO!!!), and his endless excuses to get out of sticky situations. The last piece of article irks me a lot, since he likes (sorry, loves) to yell at his thesis mates because of excuses. And now, pati pala ikaw istirero ka rin pala hayop ka!!! It started when they were given a task to translate a Chinese brochure to English and Filipino. Hiram didn't want to work, saying "Tsong sorry, di ako magaling sa Tagalog, hirap nga ako sa FILIRET eh!" Damn right asshole!

Rate Hiram's Face:

Familiar with ratemyface.com? Well, we submitted a profile of our beloved fiend (thanks to Avenger for the pics), and you can check it out here . Note that except for the blue eyes, all the traits we posted are 99% similar to his. And what rating does he get? 1 OUT OF 10!!! And the surpirsing thing is, the ratings came from two totally anonymous members of ratemyface.com. At least, hindi lang kami ang may mababang perception kay Hiram.

Parting words:

Well, since we try to avoid him as much as possible, we no longer know if most of his traits (see Who is Hiram and Who is Hiram 2) are still visible. Pls e-mail us in case you have something to share. By the way, about the sudden change of tactic in CS, here's my theory: A little bird told me that Hiram already saw the contents of THC, and was very furious the day he saw it. May he's trying to correct his wrong attitudes. NOT!!!!!!!

Parting words for Hiram:

Tsong, in case you're reading this article, here is a quote from the great Atenean Pexer lapis lazuli:

ANG PIKON TALO!!!