by: Conspirator J

Some more things about HIRAM the world must know:

- his favorite topic is about his laundry (everyone must know this by heart)

- he has some kind of superiority complex

- he loves to brag about his sleepless nights (no wonder he looks like an asshole!)

- he thinks Catholic schools are crap (like, why are you studying in one, moron?!)

- he brags about his half-Chinese, half-shit heritage (like, he isn't fluent in Chinese, or has not been to Hong Kong or China!!!)

- he forces people to greet in Chinese when visiting Chinese people (we're in the Philippines, asswipe! don't tell us what to do!)

- his favorite word is "Chong" (which means pal in English)

- people got sick of "Starcraft" because he started to love it

- HE IS WILLING TO EAT YOUR LEFTOVERS!!!

- his siblings hate him

- his father molested him when he was still young (still unconfirmed)

- he molested his father when he was still young (also unconfirmed)

- he thinks he's intelligent (think again, loser!)

- whenever his answer in the exam is wrong, he blames the teacher for writing an ambiguous question even though 80% OF THE CLASS ANSWERED THE QUESTION CORRECTLY!!!

There are still a lot of annoying stuff about Hiram. If you know more annoying stuff about him, e-mail us.

This site is not only about Hiram. It is also about annoying people that the world must be rid of. If you know any person similar to Hiram, e-mail us.