Who Is Hiram?

by: Conspirator J

Name : Hiram A****l

Address : who cares?

Tel. No. : same as address

Nickname(s) : Bogart, Roody-Poo, Tsong(go)

History :

Jan 1999 - met him through friends, he was still OK.

Jun to Sept 1999 - he was my classmate in a programming subject. Friends of mine are already staying away form him, but I still thought he was OK.

Oct to Dec 1999 - he joins my thesis group, and until now, I can't figure out why I accepted him. He started to bug me by calling me at least 3 times EVERY SINGLE DAY, and asking me nonsensical questions like "Do you love your parents?"!!!

Jan 2000 to present - he is now a full-blown loser. As of now, my college life is one living hell! I should have listened to my friends!!!

Why did I say that he's now a full-blown loser? And how would you know if you have a Hiram for a friend? Here are some of his annoying characterisics:

- he calls you everyday to ask nonsensical questions like "Do you love your parents?"!!!

- he calls you everyday to tell you the boring story of his life.

- he has at least a hundred crushes, but never had a girlfriend (they end up hating him).

- he eats french fries w/ rice, or spaghetti w/ rice, or just plain rice because he's saving money.

- he makes every cent count (believe me, pennies will get you nowhere).

- he has annoying mannerisms and stupid quotations.

- he loves to butt-in.

- he has a lot of stupid thesis ideas.

- he is very religious, but he continues to condemn others and m********e a lot.

- he criticizes your ideas, even though his ideas are flawed.

- he is obsessed with MP3s (particularly Savage Garden), ROMS, cross-stiching, poetry, and himself (yuck!).

There are still a lot of annoying stuff about Hiram. If you know more annoying stuff about him, e-mail us.

This site is not only about Hiram. It is also about annoying people that the world must be rid of. If you know any person similar to Hiram, e-mail us.