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032702 - Aloha CONSPIRATORS! Pasensya na kayo kung hindi updated itong site na ito, medyo nakakarma ata ako (Conspirator J) eh. Pero ngayong matagal na akong tapos sa pag-aaral, sisikapin namin ni Conspirator S na pagandahin uli ang site na ito. I'll try to upload my article on post-academic Hiram soon.
041201 - Happy Holy Days to all! I've just uploaded Conspirator J's new article. Click here to read it. We're experiencing some problems with our e-mail. We're not sure if this is a temporary thing or if bobongpinoy has permanently ceased it's email services. We haven't changed the email links yet, but you can email us at thehiramconspiracy@mailcity.com.
032901 - Welcome to the new and improved The Hiram Conspiracy. To commemorate its' 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY, we've revamped the entire site and added a new article. We'll be adding more in the future. Until then, LONG LIVE THE CONSPIRACY! Got any comments 'bout the new THC? Just sign in our guestbook. Enjoy!
032401 - Three days more to our first year of serving mankind and everything else human. Medyo may konting revamp na mararanasan ang THC, kaya keep cool and watch out for the new THC.
011101 - Wala lang. Just want to tell all you loyal conspirators out there to send us articles or amusing photographs of Hiram. Salamat nga pala kay **** (we forgot his nickname) for the hilarious tsong picture!!! Don't worry, we'll post it soon!
010201 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Sorry for keeping you waiting. For the past 4 months, A LOT had happened, including his dreaded birthday! It will take many articles to bring you the agonies we had for the past 4 months, but our damn schedule prevents us from telling you the truth, and nothing but the truth. BTW, we plan to totally renovate the site, and we plan to accomplish this by our 1st Anniversary. Three cheers for "THE HIRAM CONSPIRACY"!
091800 - There's a new article, check it out on the Contributions section.
091800 - P*tng ina!!! Kakalse ko si Hiram sa lahat ng subjects ko this term!!!! Akala ko makakaligtas na ako sa kanya dahil tatlo bagsak nya last term (buti nga), pero ewan ko kung paano nya nagawang kumuha ng lahat ng subjects namin. Ilang araw pa lang may pasok pero punong-puno na ako sa gagong yon... abangan nyo na lang ang upcoming article namin. Sa wakas, na up-load na rin ang bagong shockwave intro ng site! Simpleng intro lang yan, di pa kasi kami marunong masyado ng shockwave eh. Sa mga kilala ni Hiram, alam nyo naman siguro kung bakit nilagyan namin ng maraming "tsong" sa intro movie. Watch out for the upcoming NEW and IMPROVED interactive THC.
082200 - Biruin ninyo ba naman kahapon, sumama sa kin si Hiram para makilala erpats ko kasi "gusto niya ng libreng tsibog"! P****g i*a, ang kapal ng mukha!!!
081100 - Matagal kong di na-update ang site dahil ang daming ginagawa. During our horrific thesis meetings, Hiram never fails to piss me off. Madalas, ina-anticipate niyang may sasabihin akong di niya magugustuhan, tapos magmumura na lang siya in Chinese, pilit pa. Tapos lagi pa siyang kwento ng kwento about body building, e ang pangit pangit naman ng katawan niya. Shish!
071200 - He's starting to annoy me again! Ang dami-dami niyang Diablo 2 stories na nakuha lang ata niya sa panaginip! And the fact that he wants to turn D2 into a slide show by installing it in his PC is JUST PATHETIC!!! BTW, UAAP na sa Sabado. Sana wag malasin ang La Salle dahil kay Hiram!
070500 - Wow, my apologies for the update delay!!! NAKAKA-ADIK KASI DIABLO 2!!! Anyway, the news about Hiram losing his Sim card is not true, nagkunwari lang siya. Well, as they say, "Every dog (in his case, monkey) has his day.", so, pagbigyan na natin.
062300 - Hiram just won a Smart 32k sim!!! Now all he needs is a phone to go w/ it. And as expected, nagkuripot na naman siya. Di ko talaga maintindihan ang taong yon! THIS JUST IN!!! Nawala yung free sim ni Hiram sa McDo just now. Kawawa naman.
061400 - I have uploaded Hiram Meals but am sorry that I couldn't link it here. Check the contributions page. BTW, he taught me the fine art of laundry last Monday. One of the many crappy subjects that comes out of his funky mouth.
061400 - Sorry for the delay in update. For some reason, he's kind of good this weak, so I guess I spared him the insults. But that doesn't mean he's no longer annoying! Once a freak, always a freak, and Hiram will always be a freak. BTW, he kept bragging about his P50 t-shirts, his leg weights, and his damn sunglasses, but at least he has not pissed me off. Yet.
060200 - I just uploaded My Summer Experience. Check it out. BTW, thanks to rotten.com for the nice monkey pic.
060100 - Rejoice Conspirators!!! Tripod File Manager is once again accessible in La Salle! Lagot sa akin ang tarantadong yon! I'm itching to upload my summer experience!!! Watch out for it!!!
052800 - Malapit na naman ang pasukan, at makikita na naman natin ang kupal na Hiram na yan. Good luck mga katoto sa pag-iwas sa punyetang gago na yan.
052200 - Yo Conspirators! I finally updated our site. Thanks to our school ISP, we have been denied access to the Tripod File Manager. But we promise to fight back in order to satisfy your hunger for Hiram related insults. He's been bugging me all summer, and I'm itching to upload my journal about my summer experience. Anyway, thank you for standing by. We may still experience technical difficulties for the months to come, but we'll do our best to keep the site running!!! WATCH OUT FOR "MY SUMMER EXPERIENCE", COMING IN JUNE.
041200 - Bad news for everybody. :( Hiram didn't flunk all his subjects. This is a sad day indeed for all of humanity. Let us hope that next term he'll do worse and maybe get kicked out of dlsu. Chong count for 041100 - 14 (dammit, i think he's aware of the "chong count" so he's using "tol" instead)
040900 - This is a bit late, but better late than never. Anyway, the last day of the term and it was submission time for the special project. As usual, hiram...the fucking ass fucking hole, was braggin...yadda yadda. Nothing extraordinary happened. And the conspirators are enjoying a hiram-free vacation :) Chong count for 040500 - 30
040500 - We ate at Burger King yesterday for lunch and for the whole damn period, he kept bragging about how much he can drink! Shish, get a life, jerkweed! Anyway, as evening came, he was so disappointed with our project he kept uttering "Hiram, you're such a fucker!", "Hiram, you're so slow!", etc. FYI: everyone knows that, blowhole!! It takes you 19 years to realize that you're such a sorry loser, and your mother is better off if she decided to abort you when you were still in her damn womb!!! Chong count for 040400 - 34
040400 - Damn! He kept bugging me last Sunday asking questions about the upcoming exam only to answer his own questions! What kind of sorry asshole does that kind of stuff?!? BTW, he is converting from "Chong" to "Tol", so better watch out for a "Tol" counter. Also, thanx a million to your contributions. Talagang nagustuhan namin ito. Keep them coming! Chong count for 040300 - 44
040200 - We were doing our project kanina. Though he was at the other side of the room, the conspirators (2 of us) managed to tally 32 "chongs." He kept on complaining bout how he couldn't understand the circuit that one of his groupmates built... and he kept saying that the circuit might be wrong. Fuck him! I mean, the only reason why he couldn't understand that circuit is because he is such a dumbass. Then it was time for filiret... and that's when I really got pissed (again). He was rambling about how he could've improved his speech so he could have gotten a 3.5 grade... well... FUCK HIM!!! His speech absolutely SUCKED!!!! and to quote a friend... it didn't even suck well. And to top it off, he kept on saying "galing ko talaga chong... midterm ko at finals tres.." This jackass didn't know when to stop bragging... and quite frankly, he doesn't deserve that grade (buti na lang bait ng teacher). He deserves to flunk... I've seen his papers and dammit... THEY SUCK! Oh well... someday this fucker's gonna see just how stupid and ignorant he really is. Chong count for 040100 - 32
040100 - Yo! We spent the day fighting, as usual, over his boastings about his damn fuckin' know-how! Piece of advice: NOBODY CARES, ASSWIPE!!! BTW, we have been irritated by his favorite word "Chong", so we counted how many times he said that damn word in a day! I'll try to update the new "Chong Counter" as much as possible. Also, we have a new e-mail address. Check out the wolfgang GIF below.
040100 - I'd just like to say that i REALLY hate hiram's mannerism of sticking the word "chong" in his sentences. For example, he'd say "Galing ko talaga chong!" or "Balik ka dito chong!" ARRRGH it drives me nuts... it's so fucking irritating! - from a fellow conspirator >:( Chong count for 033100 - 50 (and he said that much in less than 4 hours!!!)
033100 - That damn guy wants me to come to school at 8 AM just because he believes that I can't finish my work on time. And he keeps telling me that I am disgracing the name of my alma mater because of my sleeping habits. He's a fuckin' nobody to tell me those things! Who does he think he is, my father? Damn, my father won't even force me to wake up at 8 AM. I hate morons who think they are mankind's biggest salvation! The truth is, mankind can make a lot of progress without his motherfuckin' advice!!!
033100 - Sorry to hear that, fellow conspirator, but if there's anyone whose a disgrace to our alma matter it's hiram himself. Damn fuck keeps on lecturing other people what to do, but he should look himself in a mirror... look behind the jackass that he sees and analyze himself... and he'll realize that...HE IS A JACKASS!
033000 - Yo, conspirators! Hiram pissed us again yesterday by calling the majority of our batch "slow thinkers" just because he can't accept the fact that he's answer in the exam was wrong!!! He kept blaming our prof that he wrote the question wrongly!!! This guy's got some superiority complex, though his brain is definitely inferior to most invertibrates! BTW, we have added a guestbook to this site. Feel free to sign!!!
032900 - Hey there! Nobody's more annoying than HIRAM, right? Anyway, he kept bragging about his damn MP yesterday only to end up having the one of the worst MPs in existence! Shish!
032800 - Thanks to Spectre for the polls and the Jackass contribution. This was Junzo's experience last Sunday: HIRAM kept bugging me last Sunday about his damn MP, only to end up with his own opinion. What a blowhole!!! Spectre's experience this morning: I slept at 4 in the morning only to be awakened by Hiram's fucking phone call around 7:30. Damn... sarap pa ng tulog.
032700 - Greetings. Thank you for taking part in "The Hiram Cospiracy". For those who don't know, Hiram refers to one of my so-called "friends" who knows nothing other than irritating us. He's a freak of nature, and the world must be rid of him. I'll try to update this page as much as possible to exploit to you why Hiram is a menace to society. Expect more developments in the near future. BTW, this site is open to contributions!!!